{"product_id":"not-in-the-mood","title":"Not in the Mood","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eStart your morning with a little fair warning.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSome days you’re ready to take on the world, and other days you just need everyone to step back until the caffeine kicks in. The \u003cb\u003e\"Not in the Mood\" Coffee Mug\u003c\/b\u003e does the talking for you before you've even taken your first sip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBold \u0026amp; Direct:\u003c\/b\u003e Clean, high-contrast text makes your boundary clear from across the kitchen or office.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBuilt to Last:\u003c\/b\u003e Durable ceramic crafted to hold up against daily dishwasher runs and microwave warm-ups.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eComfortable Grip:\u003c\/b\u003e Ergonomic handle designed for deep, comforting coffee-holding sessions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Perfect Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e Ideal for introverts, night owls, overwhelmed coworkers, or anyone who values a quiet morning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eGrab yours today and let your cup handle the commentary. 11 ounces and sublimated.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sassy's Stitching Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49163605180601,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0573\/0068\/0889\/files\/ChatGPTImageSep17_2026_06_40_01PM.png?v=1789685281","url":"https:\/\/sassyssnarkyshop.com\/products\/not-in-the-mood","provider":"Sassy's Stitching Emporium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}