{"product_id":"speak-no-evil-spill-no-tea-towel","title":"Speak no evil, spill no tea towel!","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eWe’ve all had those moments where we need a little extra grace—and a lot of self-control. Premium plush cotton meets southern wit with our \u003cb\u003e\"Lord keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth\"\u003c\/b\u003e embroidered tea towel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eDesigned to add a dose of humor and faith to your kitchen, bath, or gym routine, this ultra-absorbent, durable towel is perfect for keeping your space dry and your mouth shut when patience runs thin. Whether it's surviving family dinners, tackling chaotic kitchens, or surviving another Monday, let this towel do the praying for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e100% Premium Cotton:\u003c\/b\u003e Ultra-soft, highly absorbent, and built to withstand countless wash cycles without fading.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIntricate Embroidery:\u003c\/b\u003e Beautiful, crisp stitching designed to last longer than your restraint on a tough day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Perfect Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e Ideal for housewarmings, Mother’s Day, church friends, or anyone who appreciates a little sacred sarcastic humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCall to Action:\u003c\/b\u003e Keep the peace and dry your hands in style. \u003cb\u003eGrab yours today before you say something you'll have to pray about!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sassy's Stitching Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48920116396217,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0573\/0068\/0889\/files\/DSCN2467.jpg?v=1787512872","url":"https:\/\/sassyssnarkyshop.com\/products\/speak-no-evil-spill-no-tea-towel","provider":"Sassy's Stitching Emporium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}